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Rant on:The Scariest Stalker of All!

Ok. I dont know why, but every year in the spring I am stalked. The stalker has huge ears, is fat, and has pastel fur. He is called...THE EASTER BUNNY!!! First, you see him every were, and then his picture is up all over stuff in Wal-mart that is in the shopping section marked EASTER. I think it is his layer. Then on Easter, he sneaks into your house and leaves egg shaped BOMBS. (Well, at least I think they are, but I am always to scared to look.) If this man-rabit-thing-a-ma-gig asks you to sit in his lap, run like heck!

March

2010

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The Easter Stalker!

Puppy of the Day commented on: March 23rd, 2010

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I live in a smallish town in Arkansas, with my mom,dad and brother. My besties are Maddison, Blythe, Audra, and Lindsay. I love to dance, and am part of a pre-profesional company called Westren Arkansas Ballet. (The name is self explanitory) Favorite quote."Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door."