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1. Why Not?
2. Because it gets you noticed (seriously, if you really want people to notice you turn piroettes down the asiles in Walmart)
3. It is verry exersizing.  Extreemly so.
4. Stress Relif
5. For the heck of it
6. To humor people
7. For the reason that there is no reason
8. Every one likes a dancer. I would know.  ;~)
9. Every one will laugh, even you!
10. If the music screams it, or your friends want you to, just stop protesting that you have to left feet, and just shut up and dance!!!!!!! 

So TeenNick is creating a new show.  I hate it and now I feel that some one has stolen my Gawd given awesomeness!!

1. The show is called VicTORIous.  My moto is "I am always Victorious." This is a great example of telivised theivery!!!
2. The main character is called Tori. I am Tori, short for Victoria. Nawt Fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. There're no rules or regulaitions in my universal guide to the universe under the category "What to do if TeenNick steals your awesomeness"
4. I hate Fred

Ok. I dont know why, but every year in the spring I am stalked. The stalker has huge ears, is fat, and has pastel fur. He is called...THE EASTER BUNNY!!! First, you see him every were, and then his picture is up all over stuff in Wal-mart that is in the shopping section marked EASTER. I think it is his layer. Then  on Easter,  he sneaks into your house and leaves egg shaped BOMBS. (Well, at least I think they are, but I am always to scared to look.) If this man-rabit-thing-a-ma-gig asks you to sit in his lap, run like heck!  

All day, every day I am asked the craziest questions. Here are this weeks questions and answers . I wil update every saturday.

Who are the top three people you hate?

1. Fred. Just because it should be illegal to act stupid and talk wierd and still get tons of cash.

2. Any one way to nosy. Why is it your buisnes what I am drinking? Yes its Dr. pepper, what does it look like, milk!?!?!

3.   Fred. Again for the reasons listed above. 

What color are your eyes?

Um, helo!  Thats like asking me if I am wearing black when I am wearing a black shirt.  And they are blue, if you must know. 

 Do you want a million dollars?

Duh, Heck ya!