Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown. So funny. So true.

1. Why Not?
2. Because it gets you noticed (seriously, if you really want people to notice you turn piroettes down the asiles in Walmart)
3. It is verry exersizing.  Extreemly so.
4. Stress Relif
5. For the heck of it
6. To humor people
7. For the reason that there is no reason
8. Every one likes a dancer. I would know.  ;~)
9. Every one will laugh, even you!
10. If the music screams it, or your friends want you to, just stop protesting that you have to left feet, and just shut up and dance!!!!!!!